Is he naked?

That was the question I asked just before a large man on a nearby boat stood and gave us the “brown eye.” Fortunately I missed the next part where he turned to display all that he was lacking to Rebecca!

Don’t get me wrong. Rebecca and I have absolutely nothing against nudity. This was, however, in a fairly crowded channel with enough boat traffic that I needed to be paying attention to where I was going and who had the right of way. Funny time to be doing the Full Monty! 🙂