The Hummer of Boats!
As someone who used to drive a Hummer (admittedly a baby Hummer, an H3, but I would have preferred a real one), I really like this boat! Being anchored right beside it is a bit disconcerting though!
If I owned it, I would paint the bow to look like this:
I need to go over and introduce myself to them today. I hear they are regular travelers to the Bahamas.